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May 11th is the Goldilocks of dates. Not too hot, not too cold. It's that perfect middle-ground where you can't decide if it's spring or if winter decided to extend its stay.
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May 11th is like the middle seat on a long flight. You didn't choose it, and you're not thrilled about it, but hey, it's part of the journey. Just try not to spill your coffee on it.
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May 11th is like the forgotten middle child of months. It's not the exciting start of summer, nor is it the cozy holiday season. It's just there, quietly existing, like the unsung hero of the calendar.
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May 11th is like a Monday disguised as a date. You think you've escaped the weekend, but here comes May 11th, reminding you that reality is just around the corner.
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You ever notice how May 11th is like that friend who always plans something but never shows up? It's on the calendar, but when you ask it to bring some sunshine, it just leaves you with rain.
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May 11th is the Hump Day of months. It's not the beginning, it's not the end – it's that point where you're halfway through the year, wondering where all your New Year's resolutions went.
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May 11th is that friend who always arrives fashionably late to the party. You're ready for summer, but May 11th is still deciding whether to bring a jacket or not.
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May 11th is the ninja of dates. It sneaks up on you, and before you know it, it's halfway through the month. Blink, and you might miss it – just like that mysterious ninja disappearing into the shadows.
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May 11th is the unsung hero of the "May flowers" saying. It's there, doing its part to bring us blooms, but everyone's too busy waiting for May 1st to give it credit.
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