17 Jokes For Mature

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Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
Why did the mature banana go to therapy? It had too many issues with its peelings.
Why did the mature tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the mature golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the mature tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

Adulting Woes

Being mature means instead of a hangover, you wake up after a night out wondering if you've got enough Advil for the headache.

The Grown-Up Guide

Maturity is using Let me check my calendar as an excuse to avoid things you don't want to do instead of I'm busy.

Growing Up Ain't Easy

You know you're getting mature when you go from YOLO to You only live once, so budget wisely.

The Wisdom of Wrinkles

Getting mature means your skincare routine has more steps than your weekend plans.

Adult Achievements

You know you've grown up when the highlight of your day is not a party but a well-made bed with fresh sheets.

Adult Superpowers

Maturity is realizing that the ability to fall asleep anywhere, anytime is a far more useful skill than you ever thought.

The Reality of Growth

You know you've matured when your shopping list includes more vegetables than snacks, and you're actually excited about it.

Aging Upside Down

You realize you're maturing when the highlight of your Friday night is a comfy couch and a good book, not shots at the bar.

Life's Lessons

Maturity is discovering that your dream job involves sitting down and your dream vacation means no Wi-Fi.

Evolution of Taste

You're maturing when your idea of a fancy dinner involves a cheese platter and a good bottle of wine, not a burger and fries.

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