7 Jokes For Matey

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Updated on: May 07 2025

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How does a pirate prefer to solve problems? By talking it out in a parrrrley!
What do you call a pirate who likes to stay connected? WiFi the Pirate!
What's a pirate's favorite app? Tinder, for finding the perfect mate-y!
Why did the matey become a chef? Because he wanted to make great arrrrt!
What's a pirate's favorite exercise? The plank!
Why did the matey bring a stopwatch to the party? To make sure the good times arrr never-ending!
Why did the matey become a gardener? He wanted to grow pieces of eight!

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