7 Jokes About Martha's Vineyard

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Updated on: May 07 2025

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I wanted to impress Martha's Vineyard with my wine knowledge, but it turns out I can't tell the 'merlot' from the 'mer-hopeless'!
I told my friend I was going to Martha's Vineyard, and they asked if I was 'vine' or 'whine' tasting. I said, both!
I thought Martha's Vineyard was a fitness center. Turns out, it's just a place where people exercise their right to relax!
I asked the waiter at Martha's Vineyard if the wine was smooth. He said, 'Like a grape on roller skates!
I tried to make a reservation at Martha's Vineyard, but they said they were 'fully booked'—literally, with books about wine!
I asked the bartender at Martha's Vineyard for a wine recommendation. He said, 'Any bottle that doesn't whine too much!
I tried to tell a joke about Martha's Vineyard, but it was too 'grape' for everyone!

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