6 Jokes For Mario Kart

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Updated on: Sep 26 2024

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How does Luigi prepare for a Mario Kart race? He practices his 'boo-st'!
What's Toad's favorite type of racing? Sprint karting – he's always 'spore'-ting ahead!
How do you organize a fantastic Mario Kart party? You 'lap' it up with good friends and plenty of snacks!
Why did the Goomba refuse to participate in the Mario Kart race? It couldn't 'mushroom' for improvement!
Why did the banana go to therapy after a Mario Kart race? It couldn't peel with the pressure!
Why did Yoshi bring a map to the Mario Kart track? He wanted to find the fastest route to success!

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