7 Jokes For Manhole

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Updated on: Mar 22 2025

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I asked a manhole if it believed in love at first sight. It said, 'Nah, I prefer a slow descent!
I used to be a manhole cover, but I quit. It was just too draining!
Did you hear about the manhole that started a band? It really knows how to cover the underground scene!
I met a manhole who was an aspiring chef. It said it wanted to cover all the manhole culinary arts!
I tried to befriend a manhole, but it said it needed space. Well, more like sewer space!
What did the manhole say to the pedestrian? 'Mind the gap, I'm feeling a bit rusty!
What's a manhole's favorite type of music? Heavy metal!

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