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Why did the computer take up gardening? It wanted to improve its root system!
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What did the computer say to the coffee maker? 'You make brewing so Java-licious!
Toilet Talk
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Toilets are philosophers. They make these profound gurgling noises, and I'm just sitting there thinking, Is my toilet trying to communicate with dolphins or summon a spirit?
Vacuum Vendetta
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My vacuum cleaner has a vendetta against my socks. I'm just trying to clean the floor, and it's like, Nope, your socks look comfy. Let me eat one! I didn't know I adopted a sock-eating Roomba.
The Battle of the Appliances
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You ever feel like your washing machine and your toaster are in an eternal feud? The washing machine is like, I clean things up around here! And the toaster is like, Well, I make them crispy! It's a domestic war zone, folks.
Microwave Mind Games
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My microwave thinks it's a mind reader. I put in my leftovers, and it's like, Is this pasta from last Tuesday or Wednesday? I don't know, microwave, I don't have a PhD in culinary forensics!
Alarm Clock Anarchy
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Alarm clocks are like drill sergeants. They wake you up with that loud, demanding tone. Rise and shine! I'm just waiting for mine to add, Drop and give me 20 push-ups!
Dishwasher Drama
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My dishwasher has a talent for hide and seek too. I load it up, close the door, and when I open it later, there's always that one dish in the corner playing hide and seek, like, You thought you could get rid of me, huh?
Printer Pranks
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Printers are the pranksters of the office. I send a document, and the printer is like, Sure, I'll print... in an abstract art style! It's like my resume has turned into a modern art masterpiece.
Refrigerator Rebellion
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My refrigerator is a rebel without a cause. It's always trying to defy gravity with its mysterious spills. I open it, and there's a puddle at the bottom, like, I don't conform to your laws of physics!
TV Remote Rebellion
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TV remotes are rebellious teenagers. They're always hiding, playing hide and seek in the couch cushions. And when you finally find them, they're out of batteries, just like, You can't control me anymore!
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