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Clueless Tourist
Misinterpreting "machine gun" as a unique exercise machine
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Tried using the machine gun at the gym, and the instructor yelled at me, "It's not for curls, it's for cover!" No wonder everyone was staring when I started flexing instead of ducking.
Paranoid Celebrity
Believing every mention of "machine gun" is a conspiracy against them
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My assistant suggested we get a coffee machine for the office. I fired them on the spot. Clearly, they're in cahoots with the coffee maker, and I won't tolerate betrayal in my inner circle.
Overprotective Parent
Misunderstanding a child's request for a toy "machine gun"
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I took my kid to the toy store to pick out a machine gun. The cashier gave me the stink eye until I explained we were in the water gun section. Crisis averted, but my reputation at the store is forever tarnished.
Environmentalist
Environmental concerns about the impact of "machine guns" on nature
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I pitched the idea of eco-friendly machine guns to a military contractor. They weren't interested. Apparently, "green bullets" aren't as appealing when they're made of recycled cardboard.
Anxious Inventor
Trying to create a new and improved "machine gun"
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I added a voice recognition feature to my machine gun. Now, you can politely ask it to stop shooting. Picture this: "Excuse me, Mr. Machine Gun, could you please take a break? I'm trying to negotiate here.
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