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MacGregor's Fitness Journey
MacGregor decided to get in shape, but his idea of exercise involves lifting a bag of chips and doing crunches during TV commercials.
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I saw MacGregor doing sit-ups the other day. Well, he was sitting up to grab another slice of pizza, but hey, it's the effort that counts. His abs are more like kebabs, but who am I to judge?
MacGregor's Driving Adventures
MacGregor has a terrible sense of direction, and his GPS seems determined to send him on the scenic route through every neighborhood.
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MacGregor's GPS is like a horror movie director. It took him through a cemetery once. I asked him why he followed the route, and he said, "I thought it was a shortcut. Now I know why they call it a dead end.
MacGregor at the Grocery Store
MacGregor struggles with self-checkout machines, and the machines seem to have a personal vendetta against him.
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I watched MacGregor at the self-checkout, and it was like a comedy show. The machine kept saying, "Please wait for assistance." It's like the grocery store version of "America's Got Talent," but instead of a golden buzzer, you get a confused cashier.
MacGregor's Tech Troubles
MacGregor is technologically challenged, and every time he tries to fix his computer, it ends up in a worse state.
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MacGregor's idea of cybersecurity is putting a password on his desktop wallpaper. When I asked him why, he said, "Well, it's not like anyone can steal it. It's right there on the screen!
MacGregor's Barber Shop
MacGregor's barber always gives him the same outdated haircut, but MacGregor is too polite to say anything.
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I tried dropping subtle hints to MacGregor's barber about trying a trendy style. I brought in a magazine, pointed to a cool haircut, and said, "I want this." He looked at it and said, "Sure, the '80s were a great time for hairstyles." Well, at least he's consistent.
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