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I tried to tell Mac Miller a joke, but he said he's already heard all the 'rap-tations' before!
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Why did Mac Miller become a gardener? He wanted to grow some 'rooted' rhymes!
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How does Mac Miller organize his closet? By rap-style – everything in rhyme and reason!
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Why did Mac Miller become a chef? Because he knew how to cook up some sick beats!
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Why did Mac Miller bring a ladder to the concert? He wanted to reach the high notes!
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Why did Mac Miller become a fisherman? Because he wanted to catch some 'bass' in his beats!
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Why did Mac Miller go to therapy? To deal with his 'rapturous' emotions!
Mac Miller's Cookbook: Ghost Pepper Edition
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I found Mac Miller's secret cookbook the other day. It's called Cookin' with Mac, but I didn't realize it was the Ghost Pepper edition. I tried making one of the recipes, and now my taste buds are haunting me. I've never seen a spice level so high; I had to call in the paranormal investigators just to handle my mouth.
Mac Miller's Afterlife Budgeting
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I found Mac Miller's budget spreadsheet for the afterlife. Turns out, even in the great beyond, he's still watching those expenses. There's a category for Eternal Groceries, and let me tell you, he's really pinching those celestial pennies. I guess heaven has a sale on ambrosia this week.
Mac Miller's Phantom Tech Support
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I called Mac Miller's ghost for tech support because my laptop was acting up. He said, Have you tried turning it off and on again? I'm like, Dude, we're talking about a laptop, not the circle of life. I guess even in the afterlife, the IT advice remains eerily consistent.
Mac Miller's Paranormal Diet
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Mac Miller's ghost is on a strict diet in the afterlife – it's all about the ghost peppers and ectoplasmic energy drinks. I tried it for a day, and now my digestive system is so haunted, even my stomach is asking for an exorcism. Who knew ghosts were gluten intolerant?
Mac Miller's Ghostly Fashion Tips
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I asked Mac Miller's ghost about his fashion advice, and he said, In the afterlife, it's all about the ethereal look. Now, I'm walking around draped in bedsheets, trying to be fashion-forward while people mistake me for a clumsy ghost who can't navigate laundry day.
Mac Miller's Haunted Studio Session
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I heard Mac Miller's ghost is recording a new album in the afterlife. The problem is, the only instrument he has is a harp, and it's making every song sound like an otherworldly elevator music remix. I guess even the afterlife has its own elevator to nowhere.
Mac Miller's Ghostly Pranks
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Mac Miller's ghost has been playing pranks on people. You'll be sitting there, minding your own business, and suddenly your Spotify switches to Self Care at full volume. I mean, I appreciate the humor, but scaring the living daylights out of me isn't exactly what I had in mind for self-care.
Mac Miller's Ghostwriter for the Dead
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I found out Mac Miller is now a ghostwriter in the afterlife. But get this – he's not writing for the living; he's composing ghost stories for the dead. I guess even the deceased need a good plot twist in the afterlife. I can imagine a ghost book club forming, discussing the latest supernatural bestsellers.
Mac Miller's Haunted Playlist
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I heard Mac Miller's ghost is now DJing at the celestial club. The problem is, every time he tries to drop a beat, the heavens start glitching. It's like the universe can't handle his sick beats, and angels are getting confused thinking it's some new-age symphony. I guess even in the afterlife, you need a good sound engineer.
Mac Miller's Ghosts and WiFi Issues
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You know, I invited Mac Miller's ghosts over for a seance the other day, but they complained about the Wi-Fi signal in the afterlife. Apparently, they're stuck in this eternal buffering loop. I guess even in the afterlife, you can't escape a slow internet connection. I was like, Come on, Mac's ghost, I've got a whole séance planned, and you're holding up the show like a spectral Netflix stream.
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