5 Jokes For Lyrics

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 09 2025

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Rapper's Delight Fan

When rap lyrics meet everyday situations
I decided to take a page out of Jay-Z's book and "brush the dirt off my shoulder." I tried it after a gardening session. Let's just say, my plants are now fertilized with a mix of soil and dandruff.

Shower Singer

When the bathroom becomes your concert hall
Ever sing a power ballad in the shower and accidentally inhale shampoo? The next thing you know, you're hitting those high notes while desperately trying not to choke on bubbles. It's like a simultaneous concert and near-death experience.

Misheard Lyrics Expert

When you think the lyrics are one thing, but reality slaps you with the correct version.
I thought the Eagles were singing, "Welcome to the Hotel California, such a lovely place, such a lovely face." I was imagining a hotel where the receptionist rates your appearance. Turns out, it's "such a lovely place, such a lovely face." I was ready for a vacation, not a beauty pageant.

Lullaby Parent

When your lullaby choices clash with your child's preferences
Rock-a-bye baby in the treetop? More like rock-a-bye baby, and please let me sleep without any tree-themed nightmares. My baby is not impressed with the traditional lullaby scenery.

Karaoke Enthusiast

When lyrics and reality collide
Tried singing "I'm Sexy and I Know It" the other day. The lyrics say, "Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle." My body had a different interpretation – more like a nervous twitch. I guess my sexiness needs a choreographer.

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