10 Jokes About Lubricant

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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Lubricant is like the Swiss Army knife for relationships. Need to open up emotionally? There's a lube for that. Need to open up a jar? Well, there's probably a lube for that too.
I recently bought a bottle of lubricant labeled "long-lasting." I thought, "Great, now even my door hinges are jealous.
Lubricant is like the unsung hero of relationships. It's the MVP in the background, making sure everything runs smoothly while we're busy arguing over who left the toilet seat up.
I tried using lubricant for the first time, and now my doorknob spins smoother than my pickup lines.
They say you can judge a person by the type of lubricant they buy. I'm just here wondering if my neighbors are hosting a silent disco or just practicing yoga with an ambitious twist.
Ever notice how lubricant commercials are always so discreet? Like, they're trying to sell you a secret agent for your squeaky moments. "Shh, the neighbors don't need to know!
You ever notice how the word "lubricant" sounds like a high-tech term for making everything smoother, but in reality, it's just adult WD-40?
Why is it that when you buy lubricant at the store, the cashier gives you that subtle nod like, "I see you're having a slippery night ahead"?
You know you're an adult when you have a designated drawer for tools, batteries, and, of course, a variety pack of lubricants. It's the triple threat of adulting.
I saw a sign at the store that said, "Buy one, get one free - lubricant special." I guess you could say they're really greasing the wheels of our economy, one slippery deal at a time.

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