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Sauron's Job Hunt
Sauron trying to find a new job after the whole Ring destruction incident
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Sauron applied for a job at the local bakery. They asked, "Any experience with rings?" He said, "I had one, but it got destroyed in a fiery volcano. Do you have anything less combustible?
Frodo's Cooking Show
Frodo hosting a cooking show
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Frodo's kitchen tip: "Always keep an eye on the stove, or it might become the Eye of Sauron." I tried it, and now I have a burnt lasagna and a small orc army in my kitchen.
Gollum's Relationship Advice
Gollum giving relationship advice
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Gollum said, "A good relationship is like a ring, my precious, it binds you together." I tried explaining that a restraining order is not the same thing.
Gandalf's Tech Support
Gandalf providing tech support
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Gandalf said, "The key to magic is a strong password." I changed mine to "YouShallNotHack" and got an email saying my account was compromised.
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