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Sometimes I wonder if Lorena Bobbitt ever thought about a career in surgery. "Precision cutting" might have been her calling.
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Have you noticed how there's always that one friend who's a bit too eager to help when you're struggling with packaging? I'm always like, "No, no, I got it! I don't need a Lorena Bobbitt moment, thanks!
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You know, there's a fine line between being a cut above the rest and, well, you know the rest of that story!
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I was watching a cooking show the other day, and the chef said, "Remember to slice your vegetables." And all I could think was, "Careful, we don't want any Lorena Bobbitt situations in the kitchen!
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You ever notice how every time someone mentions "cutting-edge technology," I can't help but think of Lorena Bobbitt?
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The term "sharp wit" takes on a whole new meaning when you think about Lorena Bobbitt, doesn't it?
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You ever accidentally cut your sandwich into uneven halves and think, "Well, that's a Lorena Bobbitt sandwich if I ever saw one!
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It's funny how we use the phrase "cutting ties" to mean ending a relationship. I guess for some, it's a bit more literal than metaphorical!
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I was in a hurry the other day, trying to open a package with scissors, and all I could think was, "I better not go all Lorena Bobbitt on this box!
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