4 Jokes For Long Necked

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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So, I've been thinking about giraffes lately. Yeah, those long-necked wonders. Have you ever stopped to ponder what's really going on with them? I mean, sure, they're majestic and all, but hear me out. How can we trust a creature that can reach the top shelf without even trying? It's
Let's talk about giraffes and their insane reach. I mean, they make NBA players jealous with those long limbs. If basketball was a thing in the animal kingdom, giraffes would be slam dunking without even leaving the ground. But you know what really gets me? They eat leaves from the
You ever imagine what it would be like to be a giraffe at a party? Just walking in like, "Hey, guys! Mind if I join?" and everyone's like, "Umm, sorry, we don't have enough headroom for you." It's like they've got this built-in social distancing rule with that towering neck.
Ever think about the fashion struggles of giraffes? I mean, finding clothes for a long neck? Good luck! Scarves? Useless. It's like trying to wrap a building with a handkerchief. Turtle necks? More like giraffe necks! It's a constant battle between wanting to accessorize and not wanting to look like

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