5 Long Drives Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 10 2025

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Snack Attack

The struggle of finding the perfect road trip snacks
Road trips have taught me that there are two types of people: those who carefully ration their snacks for the entire journey and those who eat everything within the first 30 minutes and then spend the rest of the trip in regret. I'm the regretful type.

Rest Stop Realities

The questionable hygiene of rest stop bathrooms
The cleanliness of a rest stop bathroom is directly proportional to your desperation. You walk in, and if it's spotless, you're like, "This is a miracle!" If it's a disaster, you're still thinking, "Well, it's better than nothing.

Highway Philosophies

Deep thoughts during long drives
The highway is a place of profound realizations. I was driving the other day, and it hit me: my car is basically a metal and plastic exoskeleton that I control with my feet. It's like being a cyborg, but with more cupholders.

Behind the Wheel Blues

Navigating long drives with technology
Long drives with my GPS are like a failed relationship. It keeps saying, "Recalculating route," and I'm here thinking, "Well, maybe if you gave clearer directions, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Radio Roulette

The battle for control over the car radio
Ever notice how when you're alone on a long drive, you have the voice of an angel? You hit every high note flawlessly. But the moment someone else is in the car, you're like, "Oh, sorry, I don't know the lyrics to 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'

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