17 Jokes For Locke

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Updated on: Jul 11 2024

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Why was the lock upset with the key? It felt a bit keyed off!
What's a locksmith's favorite type of music? Rock and key!
Why did the padlock go to school? It wanted to be a little more secure!
What did the lock say to the key? 'You turn me right round, baby, right round!
What do you call a group of locksmiths? A key-chain!
Why did the locksmith always carry a map? Because he wanted to find the key to success!
What did the lock say to the door? 'Don't worry, I've got you covered!

Locke's Lost

Ever notice how John Locke in Lost always seemed to know what was happening, but never really knew where the remote was?

Locke's Confidence

John Locke was always so confident, but if you lost your keys on the island, he'd probably tell you, Have faith, they're probably with the polar bears.

Locke and the Key

If John Locke were a locksmith, he'd probably tell you the key to life is... well, he's still figuring that out, but he's got a great theory on door handles!

Locke's Philosophy

John Locke once said, Wherever law ends, tyranny begins. Clearly, he never tried to put together an IKEA cabinet; then, tyranny starts at step one!

Locke's Mysterious Nature

John Locke was a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Or was that just his survival snack pack? Because that was definitely missing!

Locke's Fate

John Locke had such a tumultuous time on the island. I mean, if I were stuck on an island, my biggest concern would be if there's a bar with decent Wi-Fi.

Locke's Survival Tips

John Locke's survival guide to the island: Step 1 - Believe in destiny. Step 2 - Ignore the smoke monster. Step 3 - Always keep a spare battery for your smartphone. Priorities!

Locke's Island Therapy

If John Locke were a therapist, he'd say, The key to happiness is letting go. Then he'd hand you a coconut and tell you to figure it out.

Locke's Island Insights

John Locke's deep philosophical moment on the island was probably him realizing that the real treasure was the questionable friendships he made along the way.

Locke's Time Travel

In Lost, when John Locke went time traveling, I think he just wanted to find a moment where his Wi-Fi worked consistently.

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