5 Jokes For Llama

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 22 2024

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Llama's Dating Life

Llama trying to navigate the dating scene
I told my llama friend, "You need a pickup line for your dates." Now he walks up to potential partners and says, "Are you a field of grass? Because I'm a llama, and I'd love to graze on you.

Llama's Social Media Presence

Llama's attempt at becoming an influencer
Llama's Instagram caption: "Just spit it out." I told him it's not the best message to convey to his followers. Now his bio reads, "Llama with a dry sense of humor and a wet sense of spitting.

Llama in a Comedy Club

Llama attending a stand-up comedy show
Llama heckled the comedian. Comedian said, "Who brought the drama llama?" I stood up and proudly said, "Guilty as charged. And no, I didn't bring a llama, I brought a headliner!

Llama at the Job Interview

Llama applying for a job
The interviewer asked my llama if he's a team player. I'm sitting there thinking, "Well, he's not great at soccer, but he's a fantastic drama llama in the office.

Llama as a Roommate

Llama's messy habits in the apartment
I tried teaching my llama roommate some manners, you know, like using a tissue when he sneezes. Now, I have a llama who thinks tissues are a delicacy.

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