6 Jokes For Lizard

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Updated on: Apr 02 2025

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How does a lizard measure success? By the scale of its achievements!

What's a lizard's favorite sport? Catch the dragonfly!

How do you compliment a lizard? You tell it that it's un-hiss-takably amazing!

Why did the lizard bring a suitcase to the reptile party? It wanted to pack lightly!

Why don't lizards ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you've got a tail sticking out!

How do you make a lizard laugh on Saturday? Tell it a lizard joke on Wednesday!

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