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Saw one that said "Little Miss Sleepyhead." Is it just me, or is that a dangerous sticker to have on a car? I'd expect her to be nodding off at the wheel.
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Saw a "Little Miss Sunshine." I don't know about you, but if I'm driving behind someone claiming to be Little Miss Sunshine, I'm expecting a car full of puppies and rainbows, not road rage and aggressive honking.
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I spotted "Little Miss Tech Guru." I can barely update my phone; this person probably has a spaceship disguised as a sedan.
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Little Miss Adventure" caught my eye. I'm sorry, but if your idea of adventure is changing lanes without signaling, we need to redefine the word.
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I saw a car with a "Little Miss Princess" sticker. I didn't know royalty had taken up Uber driving. I mean, should I have curtsied before getting in?
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I saw a "Little Miss Drama Queen" sticker. I thought, "Well, that explains the traffic jam. Drama queens can't merge without making a scene.
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Little Miss Fitness" was on another car. I guess she's so fit; she doesn't need to drive – she just sprints everywhere. Meanwhile, I'm winded just looking at my gym membership card.
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Little Miss Perfect" was on another car. I bet she never spills coffee on herself or sings the wrong lyrics confidently. I can't relate.
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Saw one that said "Little Miss Chef." I didn't know we were grading on a curve. Last time I cooked, the smoke alarm gave me an A for effort.
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