5 Little League Player Jokes

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Updated on: May 20 2025

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The Unenthusiastic Little Leaguer

Forced into playing baseball, dreaming of video games
Last game, my son threw the ball to the wrong base. I told him, "You're not making mistakes; you're just testing the umpire's attention span!

The Umpire with a Sense of Humor

Dealing with overbearing parents and making tough calls
A dad asked me, "Are you blind, ump?" I said, "No, but I've been told my strike zone is open to interpretation, like modern art!

Overzealous Little League Coach

Trying to turn every game into the World Series
My friend is such an intense little league coach, he once benched a player for not taking the team mascot costume seriously. Apparently, he wanted a "committed" outfield.

The Snack Stand Operator

Balancing the desire for profit with the guilt of selling unhealthy snacks to kids
I tried to sell organic snacks at the little league game, but the kids weren't interested. They said, "We're here for the base hits, not the gluten hits!

Enthusiastic Little League Parent

Living vicariously through their child's little league career
My enthusiasm for little league is so intense; I've started treating every game like a playoff. I even brought a foam finger that says, "#1 Embarrassing Parent.

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