7 Linguists Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 24 2024

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I asked the linguist if they believed in love at first sight. They said, 'No, it's more like syntax at first sentence.
I asked the linguist if they could keep a secret. They said, 'Of course, but it's in a phonetic alphabet!
I told my linguist friend a joke about morphemes. It was a wordy joke, but it had a meaningful prefix!
I tried to tell a linguist a joke about linguistics, but they said it was too derivative. I guess I should've used more original syntax!
I told the linguist they were my favorite person. They replied, 'Likewise, you're my adjective!
I told a linguist friend that I could speak multiple languages. They said, 'That's nothing, I can speak linguini!
I told my friend a linguistics joke, but he didn't get it. I guess it was a bit too syntaxy for him!

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