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Limousine GPS
Navigating through unfamiliar territory and unexpected road closures
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If I had a dollar for every time someone blamed me for taking them on a scenic detour, I'd have enough money to buy a limo and drive myself without the hassle of constantly recalculating routes.
Limousine Detailer
Trying to maintain pristine luxury in the midst of spilled drinks and rowdy passengers
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My job is to make a limo sparkle, but sometimes it feels like trying to polish a diamond in a sandbox. I've seen things in those backseats that would make a crime scene cleaner blush.
Limousine Manufacturer
Balancing luxury and practicality in limo design
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My dream was to design the limo that turns heads, not the one that gets stuck in the drive-thru. "Yes, I'd like a deluxe burger, a side of elegance, and hold the awkward three-point turn, please.
Limousine Mechanic
Fixing high-end, finicky vehicles with demanding owners
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The hardest part of my job? Convincing owners that their limo doesn't need a spa day. No, your car doesn't want a massage and cucumber-infused oil. It just wants a new air filter and maybe a break from hauling around divas.
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