6 Jokes About Lime

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Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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I asked my lime for financial advice. It said, 'Invest in stocks, but always keep a little juice for emergencies!
I asked my lime for relationship advice. It said, 'Squeeze the day and zest things up!
My friend bet me $20 I couldn't make a car out of limes. Well, you should have seen the look on his face when I drove my key lime pie!
Why did the lime go to therapy? It had too many peelings!
Why did the lime turn on the air conditioner? It wanted to stay cool under pressure!
Why did the lime refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting into a squeeze play!

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