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You ever lend someone a pen, and then suddenly, likewise, it becomes a game of pen-tag? They borrow yours, you borrow theirs, and before you know it, you're both keeping an inventory of whose pen belongs to whom.
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It's funny how, likewise, the size of someone's grocery cart in the supermarket seems to directly correlate with how long you'll be waiting in line. Big cart, big wait. I'm starting to think it's a rule of thumb.
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Have you ever held the door open for someone and they're a bit too far away? And you're standing there, trying not to make it awkward, but, likewise, they suddenly start speed-walking, and you end up in a door-holding marathon.
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Likewise, why is it that the weekend seems to sprint by in the blink of an eye, but the workday before a vacation feels longer than a slow-motion movie? Time has its own set of mysterious 'likewise' rules.
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There's always that one friend who says, "I'll be there in 5 minutes," but, likewise, their clock must be running on a completely different time zone. In their world, "5 minutes" must be code for "I'll leave in 20.
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Have you noticed how, likewise, the person who always says, "I'm not a morning person," also tends to be the one who hits snooze on their alarm clock a dozen times? It's like their body has its own separate "likewise" setting for the mornings.
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Isn't it strange that when someone asks for your opinion and you agree with them, they're like, "See, I told you!" But, likewise, if you disagree, suddenly it's a debate? It's like there's an unwritten 'likewise' clause in every conversation.
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You know those "easy to assemble" furniture pieces? Likewise, whoever wrote those instructions must've had a very different definition of "easy." It's like they're speaking a secret language, and we're all just winging it with an Allen wrench.
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You ever notice how, likewise, the person who claims they're terrible at keeping secrets ends up knowing everyone else's secrets? It's like they're a secret magnet or something.
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Have you ever been in a crowded parking lot, and someone waits for your spot? You start walking to your car, and likewise, they follow you as if you're leading them to the Holy Grail of parking spaces. It's like you've unintentionally become their personal parking spot GPS.
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