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Lightskins have it made in the summer. While the rest of us are worrying about SPF levels and turning into lobsters, they just stroll out into the sunlight like, "Oh, this? It's just my natural glow, darling.
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Lightskins have mastered the art of the subtle flex. They'll casually drop into conversation how they "accidentally" got a tan while sipping mimosas on a yacht. Meanwhile, my last "accidental tan" involved falling asleep at the beach and waking up looking like a lobster.
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Lightskins have this unique ability to pull off the "effortlessly cool" vibe. I try to replicate it, but it just ends up looking like I forgot to brush my hair and spilled coffee on my shirt. I guess you need a special lightskin manual for that level of finesse.
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Lightskins are the real MVPs of the no-makeup look. While I attempt the no-makeup look and end up scaring small children, they achieve it flawlessly, leaving the rest of us wondering if they were born with a permanent Instagram filter on their faces.
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You ever notice how lightskins have this magical ability to look perfectly bronzed all year round? I mean, I can't even get my morning toast to the right shade, and here they are, living their best life as human Pantone swatches.
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Lightskin people must have a secret agreement with the sun. I walk outside for five minutes, and I'm sweating like I just ran a marathon. They step out, and it's like the sun is their personal Instagram filter, giving them that warm, radiant look.
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Lightskins are the real-life chameleons. They can blend into any social situation seamlessly. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying not to trip over my own shoelaces at the fancy dinner party, wondering if they serve ketchup.
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Ever notice how lightskins never seem to have bad hair days? Meanwhile, I'm over here fighting with my hair like it's a tangled spaghetti monster, and they're breezing through life with locks that look like they just stepped out of a hair commercial.
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Lightskin folks have the power to make any color in their wardrobe look chic. I put on a pastel shirt, and suddenly I look like an extra from a '90s sitcom. They wear the same color, and it's like they're walking the runway at Milan Fashion Week.
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