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Libras are so diplomatic. They could negotiate world peace while stuck in traffic. Meanwhile, I'm in my car, yelling at the guy who cut me off, thinking, "Maybe I need to channel my inner Libra and find a compromise. Like, he can cut me off every other Tuesday, deal?
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Libras are like the referees of life. Always trying to keep the peace and make sure everyone's happy. I tried that at Thanksgiving once. Tried to referee the family drama. Now they just call me the turkey whisperer because I got everyone to calm down for at least five minutes.
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Ever ask a Libra to make a decision? It's like trying to get a cat to take a bath. They weigh the options, contemplate the consequences, and by the time they decide, you've aged a year. Just pick a restaurant, Karen, it's not a life-altering choice!
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Libras are like the human version of a seesaw. Always seeking that perfect balance, and you're just there, hoping they don't decide to launch you into the stratosphere.
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Ever try to surprise a Libra? Good luck. They probably saw it coming in their balanced, intuitive dreams. I tried surprising my Libra friend with a birthday cake, and they greeted me with, "I knew you were baking something. I could sense the sugar vibes.
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Libras are so charming; they could probably negotiate with a cat to use the litter box. Meanwhile, I can't even get my cat to look at me without the judgmental "You're late with my dinner" stare.
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Libras and their obsession with fairness. I asked a Libra friend to split a pizza, and they meticulously measured each slice. I'm just there, trying not to drool on the protractor.
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You ever notice how Libras are always trying to find balance in everything? I mean, I tried standing on one foot once, and I thought, "Hey, I'm a Libra now!" Turns out, I'm just really bad at yoga.
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Libras and their love for symmetry. I tried rearranging my living room to be perfectly balanced. Now, every time I enter, I feel like I'm in an episode of "Extreme Feng Shui Makeover." Spoiler alert: It didn't bring me inner peace; it brought me a stubbed toe.
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