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I love how we still address letters with "Dear." I mean, why "Dear"? It's not like I'm addressing my electricity bill with, "Dear Electricity Provider, you shock me every month.
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Have you noticed how a handwritten letter can magically transform your handwriting into the most elegant script? It's like your pen suddenly went to finishing school. You're like, "Who wrote this? Oh, it's just me, slumming it in my usual chicken scratch.
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Opening a handwritten letter is like a surprise party you throw for yourself. You're there, tearing open the envelope, thinking, "I wonder what the witty, charming person who wrote this could possibly have to say." Spoiler alert: It's just your own reminder to buy more milk.
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Have you ever tried to fold a letter back into its original envelope after reading it? It's like attempting origami after a couple of drinks. Suddenly, you're in a battle with paper, and the letter looks like it just survived a tornado. Sorry, Grandma, your letter now has that post-apocalyptic chic.
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You know you're an adult when getting a letter in the mail goes from being exciting to slightly terrifying. "What bill is this? Did I accidentally subscribe to a magazine about garden gnomes? Oh no, it's just a dentist appointment reminder. Phew.
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Ever notice how stamps are like tiny pieces of art? You go to the post office, and suddenly you're a curator, carefully selecting the Mona Lisa of stamps to adorn your envelope. Because nothing says "I care" like a floral stamp, right?
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You ever notice how we all get excited when we receive a handwritten letter in the mail? It's like winning a surprise lottery, but instead of cash, it's a heartfelt note from Grandma reminding you to wear a sweater because it's chilly.
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I love how email signatures have become the modern-day equivalent of a letter closing. "Best regards," "Sincerely," "Yours truly." I'm just waiting for someone to sign off with, "Sent from my smartphone while avoiding eye contact on public transportation.
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You ever try to decipher someone else's handwriting in a letter? It's like decrypting a secret code. "Is this a 'g' or did they just hiccup while writing an 'e'? Oh well, let's hope it's not an invitation to a game of Hangman.
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