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Rock 'n' Roll Zoologist
When a zoologist becomes a Def Leppard fan, things get wild in the animal kingdom.
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You know you're a rock 'n' roll zoologist when you start teaching parrots to mimic Joe Elliott's high notes. Now, my neighbors think I'm running a heavy metal bird sanctuary.
The Librarian's Rock Revolution
When a librarian embraces Def Leppard, the silent library turns into a rock and roll reading extravaganza.
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They say libraries are quiet places, but not when the librarian is cranking up "Pour Some Sugar on Me." Now the only thing whispered is, "Shhh... sugar, yes, please!
The Barber with a Heavy Hand
When your barber is a die-hard Def Leppard fan, every haircut becomes a headbanging experience.
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I asked my barber for a subtle trim, and he gave me a "Hysteria" haircut. Now I have more layers than a Def Leppard guitar solo.
The Time-Traveling Chef
A chef discovers that playing Def Leppard in the kitchen can lead to unexpected culinary time warps.
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I accidentally played Def Leppard while making a soufflé, and now it rises and falls with the rhythm of "Photograph." I call it the "Rock 'n' Rise" pastry.
Fitness Guru at the Rock Gym
When your fitness instructor is a hardcore Def Leppard enthusiast, working out turns into a headbanging workout.
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Trying to keep up with a Def Leppard-themed workout is like doing yoga in a mosh pit. Downward dog turns into "Pour Some Sugar on Me" and I end up in a twisted pose called "Rock Lobster.
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