6 Jokes For Leash

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Updated on: Jul 27 2024

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I told my dog a leash joke. He didn't laugh. Guess he found it a bit 'ruff' around the edges!
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador, and he can make his leash disappear!
I asked my dog how he likes his leash. He said, 'It's a bit ruff, but I'm learning to leash-on to it!
Why don't dogs ever get bored of their leashes? Because every walk is a new 'tail' to tell!
Why did the cat wear a leash to the comedy show? It wanted to be a little more purr-suasive in its jokes!
My dog asked for a longer leash. I told him, 'That's just leash you can do!

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