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I went to the doctor recently, and he asked, "Any history of lead exposure?" I panicked. I mean, what do you say to that? "Oh, just the usual, doc. I grew up in a house that doubled as a lead mine, but I turned out fine." Doctors should ask that
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I decided to do a lead detox, you know, just to be on the safe side. I bought this kit online that promised to flush out all the toxins. It came with this ominous warning: "Side effects may include enhanced paranoia, sudden urge to become a hermit, and the belief
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You know, I recently heard about lead poisoning, and now I'm convinced everything in my life is out to get me. I mean, who came up with the idea of lead paint in the first place? Like, "Hey, let's paint our houses with something that can kill us silently over
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We live in the age of technology, right? But suddenly, lead wants to make a comeback. It's like, "Move over, silicon, it's time for some good old-fashioned heavy metal poisoning!" I half expect my laptop to start whispering, "I am Iron Man" in a creepy, metallic voice. Imagine if technology
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