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The Overly Optimistic GPS
Trying to navigate a stand-up comedian's career
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My GPS is like a motivational speaker. It keeps saying, "Recalculating route," which I've learned is just a fancy way of saying, "You've taken a wrong turn in life.
The Sarcastic Coffee Mug
Surviving the daily grind of comedy
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I think my coffee mug is a stand-up comedian in disguise. It keeps making caffeine-fueled jokes like, "Decaf? Might as well drink disappointment.
The Cynical Alarm Clock
Waking up early for comedy gigs
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I swear my alarm clock has a sense of humor. It goes off during my sweetest dreams and says, "Time to face reality, comedian. Spoiler alert: it's not as funny as your jokes.
The Judgmental Mirror
Facing the harsh reality of being a comedian
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I think my mirror is a talent scout for the reality show "So You Think You Can Joke?" Because every time I perform a new joke, it looks at me and says, "Stick to your day job.
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