4 Jokes About Latvians

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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Hey, folks! So, I recently learned something fascinating about Latvians. Did you know they're like the ninjas of Europe? I mean, seriously, they keep everything mysterious. Have you ever tried to play hide and seek with a Latvian? Good luck! You'll be searching for them in the shadows for days.
You ever hear about Latvian humor? It's like trying to find a unicorn in a haystack. I tried telling a Latvian a joke, and he just stared at me like I had three heads. I said, "Come on, that was funny!" He replied, "I've seen potatoes funnier than that."
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I've been trying to learn Latvian expressions, and let me tell you, it's like deciphering an alien language. They have this expression that translates to "the cat has eaten your tongue." I'm just picturing a cat running around, stealing people's tongues. Is that a common problem in Latvia?
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You know, Latvians are a tough bunch. I heard in Latvia; winter is not a season; it's a survival skill. They don't have snow days; they have "try not to freeze to death" days. I imagine their morning routine involves a checklist like, "Do I have three layers of socks?

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