4 Jokes For Latitude

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Updated on: Jun 29 2024

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Adulting is like trying to navigate without a GPS. You're just winging it and hoping for the best. "In 1000 days, you will arrive at your first tax audit." Thanks, life, for the heads up. And don't even get me started on setting up a budget. It's like trying to
You ever notice how our smartphones think they're so smart, but they can't even tell you which way is north half the time? I mean, I put my complete trust in my GPS, and it's led me to places I didn't even know existed. Last week, it told me to
Let's talk about latitude for a moment. You ever notice how everyone becomes a cartographer when they're taking a selfie? "Hold on, I need to find the perfect latitude for this photo." I'm convinced that the reason we have so many selfie sticks is that people are trying to extend
Dating is a lot like navigating with a faulty GPS. You think you're headed for a romantic dinner, but suddenly you find yourself at a miniature golf course. "In 500 feet, make a U-turn and try not to mention your ex again." Thanks, GPS of love, I appreciate the advice.

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