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Detective Lantern
Solving a mystery
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Tried solving a crime with my detective lantern. It accused the candlestick holder in the dining room. I think my lantern's been watching too many murder mysteries. It's time for an intervention.
Tech-Savvy Lantern
Dealing with technical difficulties
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My tech-savvy lantern has a touch screen. I accidentally swiped left, and now it's giving me the cold shoulder. Apparently, lanterns have feelings too, and they don't appreciate being ghosted.
Romantic Lantern
Setting the mood for a date
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I thought a lantern would be a great idea for a moonlit picnic. Turns out, the moon doesn't flicker, and mosquitoes love lanterns. It went from "Love is in the air" to "Is that a bat or a moth?!
Haunted House Lantern
Trying to find a ghost in the dark
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I asked a ghost why they carry lanterns. They said, "Have you ever tried scaring someone in the dark and accidentally scared the family cat? Lanterns save lives, man!
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