5 Jokes For Lantern

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 10 2025

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Detective Lantern

Solving a mystery
Tried solving a crime with my detective lantern. It accused the candlestick holder in the dining room. I think my lantern's been watching too many murder mysteries. It's time for an intervention.

Tech-Savvy Lantern

Dealing with technical difficulties
My tech-savvy lantern has a touch screen. I accidentally swiped left, and now it's giving me the cold shoulder. Apparently, lanterns have feelings too, and they don't appreciate being ghosted.

Romantic Lantern

Setting the mood for a date
I thought a lantern would be a great idea for a moonlit picnic. Turns out, the moon doesn't flicker, and mosquitoes love lanterns. It went from "Love is in the air" to "Is that a bat or a moth?!

Haunted House Lantern

Trying to find a ghost in the dark
I asked a ghost why they carry lanterns. They said, "Have you ever tried scaring someone in the dark and accidentally scared the family cat? Lanterns save lives, man!

Adventurous Lantern

Getting lost in the wilderness
My lantern has an identity crisis. It believes it's a trail guide. Every time I ask it for light, it starts narrating, "To your left, you'll see a confused camper trying to figure out how to read a compass.

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