4 Jokes For Landslide

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Updated on: Jun 22 2024

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You know, I heard about this massive landslide the other day. Now, I'm no expert, but I imagine the ground just decided, "You know what? Today's the day I'm gonna slide down and take everything with me!"
I mean, who wakes up in the morning and thinks, "Ah, today feels
I was reading about this landslide, and it got me thinking - is it just nature's way of hitting the "Reset" button? Like, "Oops, too many trees and rocks here, time to start afresh!"
But the thing about landslides is, they don't discriminate. They're like, "You have a beautiful house
So, apparently, there are survival tips for landslides. They say to find something sturdy to hold onto. Like, "Yeah, because when the Earth's playing bowling with houses, I'll just cling onto a twig!"
And here's the best part - they advise you to curl into a ball to minimize injuries.
Have you seen what a place looks like after a landslide? It's like nature decided to play Tetris with buildings and roads. "Hmm, let's see if this house fits into that crater!"
And the cleanup must be a nightmare. Imagine being the person in charge, trying to explain to your

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