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Why did the cheese break up with the milk? It was too lactose intolerant for commitment!
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I asked the cheese if it wanted to hear a joke. It said, 'I'm all ears!'
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Why did the lactose have a hard time making friends? It was too 'whey' into itself!
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I found out I was lactose intolerant the hard way. I mean, who knew that an innocent-looking ice cream cone could turn into a rollercoaster ride of regret faster than a bad Tinder date?
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Lactose intolerance has turned me into a detective in my own kitchen. I'm inspecting labels like Sherlock Holmes, searching for any hidden dairy that might ruin my day. It's like a dairy whodunit!
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Lactose-free products are my lifeline. They're like the superheroes of my grocery list, saving me from the evil clutches of bloating and discomfort. Move over, Avengers, it's time for the Lactose-Free League!
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Lactose, the silent enemy in my fridge. I'm convinced my lactose intolerance is a conspiracy by the dairy industry to make me appreciate almond milk more. I mean, who thought nuts would be my savior?
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Being lactose intolerant is like having a rebellious stomach that's allergic to joy. I miss the days when I could enjoy a pizza without my digestive system turning into a protest march.
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Lactose intolerance is nature's way of saying, 'Hey, remember that time you laughed at people who were gluten-free? Well, joke's on you!' My stomach is like a grudge-holding ex.
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Lactose Intolerance, or as I like to call it, the dairy drama! I mean, my stomach is so sensitive, it treats a glass of milk like a horror movie plot twist.
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Lactose intolerance turns eating out into a culinary minefield. I'm tiptoeing through menus like a lactose-intolerant ninja, trying not to trigger an explosive reaction in my stomach.
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Lactose intolerance is the ultimate test of friendship. If someone offers me a milkshake knowing my condition, they're either the bravest soul or secretly hoping for some explosive entertainment. Either way, it's a risky move, my friend.
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