5 Jokes For Kremlin

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 27 2024

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Tourist Visiting the Kremlin

Navigating the complexities of Russian history and tour guides
Went on a Kremlin tour, guide said it's a symbol of power. Yeah, I felt powerful—like a squirrel in a library.

Kremlin Maintenance Crew

Maintaining historical structures while dealing with unexpected issues
When the Kremlin calls for repairs, it's never a "just change the lightbulb" kind of job. It's more like "find the missing Romanov treasure" kind of day.

Kremlin Security Personnel

Balancing intense security measures with the quirks of tourists
My job at the Kremlin? Keeping a straight face when someone asks if the secret passages lead to Narnia.

Putin's Personal Assistant

Managing the schedules and demands of a busy leader
My job description? Keeping Putin on track while resisting the urge to suggest he takes up knitting.

Kremlin Architect

Dealing with historical preservation rules while trying to implement modern changes
They said, "Preserve the history." So, I suggested installing a roller coaster. Historic, right?

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