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Komodos have this stealthy hunting technique where they just wait for their prey to die from the venom after a bite. It's like the Komodo's version of ordering takeout. "I'll have the paralyzed deer, please. Extra venom on the side.
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You ever notice how Komodo dragons look at their prey? It's that classic "I'm about to ruin your day, but I'm going to do it fashionably" kind of stare. It's like they're the supermodels of the reptile kingdom.
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I was watching a documentary about Komodo dragons, and they talk about their venomous bite like it's some exotic cocktail. "Ah, yes, the Komodo dragon, where every bite comes with a hint of paralysis and a dash of impending doom. Shaken, not stirred.
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Komodos have this swagger when they walk, like they're the rock stars of the animal kingdom. I can imagine them in leather jackets, sunglasses, and a tiny guitar, just strutting their stuff. Move over, Mick Jagger, we've got Komodo King on the stage!
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Komodos are the introverts of the lizard world. They're like, "Yeah, I could dominate this island, but I'd rather chill in the shade and contemplate the meaning of lizard life. Maybe write some poetry with my tail.
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I read that Komodo dragons can eat up to 80% of their body weight in one meal. I can't even finish a whole pizza without regretting it, and these guys are out here setting buffet records. Komodo, the true competitive eaters.
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You ever notice how Komodo dragons walk? It's like they're the grand marshals of a slow-motion parade. If you're in a hurry, don't ask a Komodo for directions. You'll get there faster by consulting a snail.
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I bet if Komodos had a dating app, their bio would be something like, "Loving long walks on the beach, venomous bites, and contemplating the mysteries of the universe. Swipe right if you're not afraid of a slow-moving, deadly romance.
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You know you're a Komodo fan when you start using their hunting techniques in everyday life. "Honey, I didn't forget to take out the trash. I was just waiting for it to decompose naturally, like a Komodo dragon of household chores.
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