10 Jokes For Knocked Up

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Updated on: Jul 03 2024

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I've always wondered why we say someone's "knocked up." It's as if the stork is so old-fashioned, it now uses doorbells.
It's funny how being "knocked up" turns your calendar into a countdown and your to-do list into a survival guide.
Knocked up" is the only situation where a pat on the back is both a congratulatory gesture and a panic-inducing action.
Pregnancy announcements are like a game of charades. People try to guess the news based on subtle hints and gestures until someone blurts out, "Are you knocked up?!
I think the phrase "knocked up" was invented by someone who really misunderstood the concept of surprise parties.
You know, "knocked up" is such a unique phrase. It's the only situation where "Oops, I did it again" turns into a whole different conversation!
Knocked up" sounds like a term for a door that's been rapped on too many times, and now it's expecting visitors!
Knocked up" is like a magical phrase that transforms a couple's plans from "Let's Netflix and chill" to "Let's baby-proof the house!
Saying someone's "knocked up" is like announcing they've won a nine-month subscription to surprises and sleepless nights.
Being "knocked up" is like being enrolled in a crash course on decision-making. Suddenly, you're debating baby names while still trying to figure out what to have for dinner.

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