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Knock on wood" is the only time where smacking your head is considered a good thing. Imagine trying that in other situations. "I aced my exam, knocked it out of the park! bam Oh, don't worry, I meant to do that.
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I love how people knock on wood like they're summoning a secret luck genie. "I hope this job interview goes well. knock knock Alright, wood, grant me the power to answer those tricky questions about teamwork.
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Have you ever tried explaining "knock on wood" to someone who's not familiar with the tradition? It's like describing why people throw salt over their shoulder. "Well, it's to prevent bad luck. Yeah, just trust me on this one, alright?
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Knock on wood" is the ultimate humble brag. "I've never had a cavity in my life. knock on wood Yeah, my teeth are basically superheroes, impervious to sugary villains!
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You know, "knock on wood" is like the polite way of saying, "I don't want to jinx it." We've all been there. "I think I found the perfect apartment, and it's affordable too! Knock on wood...and cross all fingers and toes just to be safe.
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You ever notice how "knock on wood" is like the original emoji for good luck? I mean, before we had thumbs-up icons, we had people awkwardly rapping their knuckles on a table mid-conversation. "Yeah, great job on that presentation, Karen. Knock on wood!
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Knock on wood" is the original social media share button. You share good news, and your friend just smacks the table like they're retweeting your success in real life. "Bro, you got a promotion? knock knock Consider it shared.
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I love how it's this unspoken rule. You could be in a serious meeting, and someone casually drops a positive comment. Suddenly, the entire boardroom is frantically searching for wood to knock on. "Yes, quarterly profits are up! Where's the damn oak table in here?
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You know, we should start a new trend – "knock on wood" for everyday victories. "Just successfully microwaved popcorn without burning it. knock knock Ladies and gentlemen, the real MVP of the kitchen right here!
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