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The Overachiever Protester
Trying to out-kneel everyone else
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The overachiever protester is so committed that they kneel during Zoom meetings. HR had to send a memo: "Please remain seated; kneeling is not a performance metric.
The Forgetful Activist
Keeps forgetting what they're kneeling for
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I asked the forgetful activist why they were kneeling, and they said, "I don't remember, but I think it had something to do with my keys.
The Unimpressed Bystander
Wondering why everyone's making a big deal out of kneeling
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I asked the unimpressed bystander if he'd ever kneel for a cause. He replied, "Only if the cause is finding a more comfortable chair.
The Competitive Kneeler
Turning kneeling into a sport
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Did you hear about the kneel-off championship? The winner gets a gold-plated knee brace and a lifetime supply of ibuprofen.
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