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Why did the photocopier apply for a job at Kinkos? It wanted to make a good impression!
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Why did the document go to therapy at Kinkos? It had too many unresolved issues!
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Why did the pencil break up with the eraser at Kinkos? It couldn't handle the constant corrections!
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Why did the document break up with the printer at Kinkos? It had too many commitment issues!
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What did the stapler say to the paper at Kinkos? 'I'm attached to you, whether you like it or not!
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Why did the document apply for a job at Kinkos? It wanted to get a good print-icipation award!
Kinkos Olympics
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They should have Kinkos Olympics – events like the 100-Meter Sprint to the Self-Service Printer or Synchronized Stapling. I guarantee there would be more drama and suspense than the regular Olympics. Gold medal for unjamming goes to...
Kinkos Dilemma
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You ever try to use the copier at Kinkos, and it starts making these noises like it's possessed? I always feel like I'm caught in a moral dilemma – do I leave it possessed and risk an office-wide haunting, or do I call the Kinkos exorcist?
Kinkos Adventure
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Kinkos is the only place where choosing the right paper feels like a life-altering decision. You stand there, staring at the paper wall, wondering if the future of your career depends on whether you choose 'Ivory' or 'Eggshell.' Spoiler alert: it doesn't.
Kinkos Philosophy
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You ever find yourself philosophizing at Kinkos? You're standing there, contemplating the meaning of life while waiting for your documents to print. It's like the universe is telling you, Slow down, take a breath, and appreciate the beauty of paper jams.
Kinkos Chronicles
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I went to Kinkos the other day. You know, just to print a couple of pages. I spent more time trying to figure out their self-service printer than I did writing the actual document. I felt like I was participating in an extreme sport – Printathlon, where the gold medal goes to whoever can unjam the copier the fastest.
Kinkos Cabaret
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I swear, Kinkos is the only place where the printer sounds like it's auditioning for a role in a horror movie. You hit 'print,' and suddenly it's like, Whirrr, clank, whirrr! I'm just waiting for it to start singing, I will survive, because surviving a print job there is a real accomplishment.
Kinkos Conundrum
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You ever been to Kinkos? It's like the Bermuda Triangle of productivity. You walk in with a simple print job, and next thing you know, you're lost in a sea of paper, confused by the sheer variety of staplers they offer. It's the only place where making a photocopy feels like you're embarking on a heroic quest.
Kinkos Exploration
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I went to Kinkos thinking it would be a quick errand. Next thing I know, I'm in a conversation with the guy at the counter about the benefits of spiral binding versus three-hole punching. It's like Kinkos is a secret society, and the printer is the initiation.
Kinkos Wisdom
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You know you're an adult when you find yourself giving advice like, Oh, you need to print something? Don't go to Kinkos after 5 PM. It's amateur hour. It's like Kinkos turns into a party scene after 5 PM, and the printers start getting a little too wild.
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