7 Jokes For King Of The Jungle

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Updated on: Dec 18 2024

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What's a lion's favorite snack? Zebra jerky!

Why was the lion always calm? Because he had a lot of pride!

Why did the lioness kick her husband out? He was a cheetah!

What did the lioness say to her cubs when they were misbehaving? Simba down!

How do lions like their meat cooked? Roar!

Why don't lions like fast food? Because they can't catch it!

What did the lioness say to the lion who was being too aggressive? You need to claw it together!

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