16 Kinder Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 22 2025

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Why did the cookie go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
How do you organize a space party for kindergarteners? You planet!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

Kinder Confusion

You know, I tried to be kinder this year. So, I replaced my alarm clock with a choir of angels singing Wake Up softly. Let's just say I was late for work, but man, those dreams were heavenly.

Kinder-d Spirits

They say ghosts love Kinder eggs. That's how they get the surprise they missed in life. Personally, I think they're just here for the chocolate.

Kinder Bet

I once bet someone I could eat a whole box of Kinder eggs in under a minute. They said, You're on! Three eggs in, I realized, I didn't think this through. But hey, I won the bet... and a stomachache.

Kinder Therapy

When I'm feeling down, I attend Kinder Therapy. It's where they give you a chocolate and say, Now, tell me about your childhood. Works like a charm.

Kinder Overload

I went on a Kinder binge last night. Woke up with wrappers everywhere. My dreams were filled with tiny toys and a chocolate waterfall. Best night's sleep ever.

Kinder-ful World

They say the world's a Kinder place with more kindness. Well, I tried paying for my groceries with kindness once. Let's just say the cashier wasn't very appreciative, but hey, it was worth a shot.

Kinder-ized Life

Ever wonder if life was like a Kinder egg? Sweet on the outside, but you never know what toy's waiting for you inside? Just hoping I don’t get another mini puzzle; I've had enough of life's puzzles already!

Kinder Critics

Some people critique movies, others music, but me? I critique Kinder eggs. Hmm, a tad too chocolaty for my taste, I'd say, as I pop in another one.

Kinder Surprise

Ever notice how they call it a 'Kinder Surprise'? I mean, what's the surprise? That there's actually a toy inside? I've had more suspense waiting for my coffee to cool down.

Kinder Garden

I visited a Kinder Garden recently. Not the school, an actual garden filled with tiny chocolate eggs. Needless to say, it was the most delicious flower bed I've ever seen.

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