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Time-Traveling Historian
Explaining kilts to historical figures
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Tried to convince William Wallace that kilts were a symbol of freedom. He just looked at me and said, "Freedom, aye? I was thinking more along the lines of a bigger sword.
Fashion Police Inspector
Balancing style and modesty
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My kilt got me into trouble with airport security. The officer asked, "Is there anything sharp or dangerous in there?" I said, "Only my killer sense of fashion.
Lost Tourist
Navigating the windy streets of tradition
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I asked a local where I could find the nearest restroom. He pointed to a bush and said, "There you go, mate. The call of the wild!" I just hope bears don't appreciate traditional Scottish attire.
Innovative Fashion Designer
Breaking gender norms with style
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I introduced a line of glow-in-the-dark kilts. Perfect for those late-night battles or if you just want to be the coolest guy at the Scottish rave. Fashion that lights up your life!
Stand-Up Comedian Turned Kilt Advocate
Convincing the audience that kilts are the future
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I wore a kilt to a job interview. They asked, "Is that appropriate?" I said, "Of course, it is. Do you have any idea how comfortable this interview is for me right now?" Got the job. Kilts: 1, Corporate Dress Code: 0.
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