5 Jokes For Kilos

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Updated on: Jul 02 2024

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Chef

Creativity versus portion sizes
There's an ongoing debate in the culinary world: How much is a kilo of chocolate really? Because in my kitchen, it's either "just enough" or "oops, I made a huge mistake.

Undercover Cop

Navigating suspicious situations without blowing cover
Nothing like the adrenaline rush of acting casual when someone's excuse for a kilo of powdered sugar is, "I just really love sweetening my tea." Yeah, sure, sweet tooth emergency.

Fitness Trainer

The struggle between losing kilos and loving food
I tell my clients, "Losing a kilo is great! You can celebrate with a cheat meal!" Then they bring in a pizza that weighs as much as the kilo they lost. Yeah, that's one way to do it.

Online Shopper

The joy of ordering in bulk versus the struggle of storage
The joy of ordering a kilo of coffee beans fades away when you realize your tiny grinder can barely handle a tenth of that. It's like asking a goldfish to swallow a whale.

Airport Security Officer

Balancing strictness with humor
Nothing beats the look on a traveler's face when they insist that the kilo of chocolate they're carrying is "just for personal consumption." Yeah, personal consumption for the next 10 years, maybe.

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