5 Kids To Tell Their Parents Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 27 2024

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The Negotiator

Kids turning negotiations into an art form
Trying to get my kids to go to bed is like negotiating a peace treaty. They have demands, I have conditions, and the final agreement usually involves one more story, two glasses of water, and a partridge in a pear tree.

The Tech-Savvy Toddler

Kids being more tech-savvy than their parents
I asked my daughter to draw something on paper, and she handed me an iPad with a drawing app open. When I told her I meant with a pencil and paper, she looked at me like I asked her to chisel hieroglyphics into a stone tablet.

The Overzealous Homework Enthusiast

When kids love homework more than playtime
I told my son he could have a cookie after finishing his homework. Now he's trying to negotiate a cookie for each completed math problem. At this rate, I'll need to take out a loan just to buy snacks.

The Literal Interpretation Expert

Kids taking everything literally
I asked my son if he wanted to hear a joke, and he said, "No, I want to hear a laugh." So now I'm standing in the living room making weird noises, hoping for a chuckle.

The Snack Negotiator

Kids turning snack time into a diplomatic mission
I told my son he could have a snack, and he returned with a bowl of ketchup. When I asked why, he said, "You said anything in the fridge is fair game, and this was the weirdest thing I could find.

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