7+ Best One Liners kids new year Jokes

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What did one kid say to another on New Year's Eve? 'May your resolutions be as high as your bedtime!

What do you call a kid who stays up until midnight on New Year's Eve? Tired in the morning!

How do you organize a fantastic kids' New Year's party? You planet!

How do kids stay warm on New Year's Eve? They dance their way into the new year!

Why did the kid wear sunglasses on New Year's Day? Because the future is so bright!

How do kids celebrate the New Year in outer space? They planet!

What's a snowman's favorite month? January, because it's so cool!

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