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Why did the cartoon character go to school? To improve his drawing skills!
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Why did the cartoon rabbit become a comedian? It had some 'hare'-larious jokes!
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Why did the cartoon character carry a ladder? To reach new heights in the storyline!
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Why was the cartoon fish so good at basketball? It had great 'fin'-esse!
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And what's with these kids' cartoons making animals talk? I mean, I tried talking to my goldfish once, now it just swims away every time I get near. Probably said, This guy's trying to make me do tricks; I'm outta here!
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In kids' cartoons, the hero always has this trusty sidekick. I tried getting one – a parrot. Now, instead of helping me, it just repeats all my bad decisions. Thanks, Polly.
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Kids' cartoons have these lessons about sharing and caring. Tried it with my sandwich. Let's just say it didn't go well. My stomach had a disagreement with the concept of sharing.
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Ever noticed how in kids' cartoons, when someone gets mad, they turn all red, steam comes out of their ears, and they look like they're about to explode? Tried that in a traffic jam. Got honked at. Apparently, cars don't respect the classics.
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Ever think about how in kids' cartoons, they can talk to their furniture and it talks back? I tried it with my chair. Now it just squeaks when I sit down, and I swear it's mocking me.
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Kids' cartoons are so unrealistic. I mean, in what universe does a sponge live in a pineapple? Tried that once. Ended up with mold and eviction papers.
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You know what's wild about kids' cartoons? The good guys always win, and they always look good doing it. I tried wearing a cape once, tripped, and got my head stuck in a trash can. Not so heroic now, am I?
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You ever notice in kids' cartoons, they have these heroic moments where the main character is about to give up? I tried that once at a gym. Instead of applause, I got a membership cancellation notice.
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Kids' cartoons taught me that if I ever find a treasure map, I should definitely follow it. So, I found a map at the back of my cereal box. Turns out, it just led me to a coupon for 10 cents off on my next purchase.
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